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Getting to know yourself
answer theses simple questions
What kind of thing do you like?
Milk
Soy Milk
Water
Empty Cup
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You are in a dark room
Find the door
Find the window
Go to window
Go to door
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Do you like
Music
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How do you keep from feeling sad
Smiles!
Going out and having a blast!
I give myself and others kisses!
I have a fun time!
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What is the best word in the list?
Pick the word you like best
Red
The elderly
Tom hanks movies
Hair gel
This quiz
I need pills to sleep
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How many foods have you tried?
Pasta
Sandwich
Pizza
Apple
Wet foods
Rice
Crackers
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At your base is a:
Penis
Vagina
Other:
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How would you react to seeing a human suffer
Strong
Calm
No change
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On a scale of 1 to 2 how many times a month do you "lose it"
just once a month
2 or 3 times a month
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On a scale of 1 to 2 how many times a month do you "lose it"
12
22
9
45
88
6
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Do your best bird call
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Favorite pasta
spinny
bowtie
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Favorite music
all music
no music
bluegrass only
kids songs
food parody
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if someone is mad at you...
I say "I'm so sorry"
I say "why!?"
I say "No you are not"
walk away
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I think pretty people are
pretty
very ugly
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Do you do a prank call? (type Y or N)
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Favorite place to grab a bite in midtown?
Jim's Dugout
Mama's Inn
CORN
Nusters Family Restaurant
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Did you go out last night?
Yeah I think so
I can't remember
Ummm no?
Why?
Oh yeah, I meant to invite you
It was so fun why didn't you go?
I was home all night I swear
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My house is...
a home
a prison
a playground
my house
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Why does my friend always
shake my hand
kiss my cheak
walk away
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My legs are
Cold
Numb
All cut-up
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Today is my birthday!
Happy Birthday
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How do you spell "spider"
spider
spyder
spiders
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Name your all time favorite prank!
porta-potty pranks
spooky pranks (ghosts)
dog poop pranks
money pranks
fatso pranks
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When at the beach I...
surf
splash
sit
sunbathe
sleep
surrender spirit so slowly
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I want everyone at the party to
kiss me
go home
go home and kiss eachother
just have a fun time at the party
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My motivations are
good
bad
truly terrifying on a fundamental level
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If i was a mother
I would be one of those mothers who kills their kids so they dont have to experience life in a cruel and unjust world or something
absent
too nice
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Today is really my birthday!
happy birthday
Other:
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fathers day is...
coming up
next week
it was last month
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I got food poisoning from
the sour cream
the salad
I didn't eat anything
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Are you enjoying the quiz so far?
yeah!
its pretty good
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What is the difference between a Artrack air-tram C44 and a family of 5?
TOOT TOOT
one is a train
skin
about 20$ a ride
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favorite subject in school?
math
water class
science
P.E.
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If i could do one thing instead of the thing I'm doing now it would be..
modern dance
move upstate and start a dance company
choreograph a dance
go back and get my MFA in movement studies (dance)
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normal bird cages are..
too small
too big for birds
poor birds
let the bird out of the cage and teach it to sing
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moder dance is..
interesting
very interesting
not interesting
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I'm addicted to
pills
other hard drugs
bad drugs
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Pick the best answer to this question
Lady Liberty
1943
Hammilton
It repeats every other second lunar year
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Pinch your nose. It feels...
okay
not okay
just fine
ow my nose
my nose!
YIKES
I like it
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Mondays are...
here to stay
a thing of the past
the new normal
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i love my...
parents
pets
computer
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when it rains I...
remove my sadness and experience the tactile sensation of nature pounding me hard
use the water to wash away my sins
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in the bath I...
drink the bath water
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things will
get better
get worse
keep moving forward without ever slowing or stoping since the beginning of time till forever
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funny dogs are
really funny!
hahah look at the dog
fun!
lol i love the dog
awwhh
great dog!
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People are
people are good
people are bad people
whoops this is in the wrong spot
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What is wrong with the popular arguments coming out of DC
Some multiple choice copy goes here
a bunch of answers that seem to make sense
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weekday?
Yes! Weekdays!
Nah dog, Weekends
Thats the work week
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running is
healthy
scary
fast
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one thing about you
tall boy
I'm a man's man
I take whats mine
lifes2short
good
last to the finish line
main street politics
gluten free
plush toys
lover
fighter
racist
I'm an old soul
water lover
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